But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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