Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Randomize
