so that wasnt chicken after all
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
