Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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