didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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