yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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