She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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