come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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