doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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