can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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