She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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