Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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