who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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