You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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