are you so shy because you have an std?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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