I wanna bring you to show and tell
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
