i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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