Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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