I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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