We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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