she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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