I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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