Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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