Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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