So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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