Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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