Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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