We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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