It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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