it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
My liver is preforming stress tests.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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