Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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