There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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