I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i don't like sucking hair
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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