I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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