I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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