THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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