Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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