drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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