Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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