i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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