Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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