Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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