I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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