Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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