How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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