areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm passing your future prison.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I touched a dick in church today
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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