I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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