I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review