i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
When are your genitals available?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"