Do vagina's smell?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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