its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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