You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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