Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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