dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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