doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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