Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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